15-Minute,
30-Minute or
1-Hour Astrology Chart Readings
(over zoom face-to-face, pre-recorded & emailed, over the phone)
- This reading will come with a recording of conversation if the reading is done via Zoom.
- This reading can also be translated to me filming a reading for you (if you don’t want to actually be on a call with me).
- Once the reading is purchased I will reach out (within 24 hours) to set up time that is convenient for both us to chat over zoom (or I’ll let you know when I can have the reading to you if you just want me to record it and send it your way).
Curious about specific parts of your chart? Want me to just read your chart and tell you what stands out? I can do just about anything and everything you want here. Let me know which astrology chart readings you want and we’ll do it.
- This can be purchased for any kind of astrology chart readings that I do ^_^ (natal, transits, solar arcs, synastry & composite charts, astrocartography, karmic & past life, galactic center/galactic grand cross readings, asteroid readings, transits, solar returns & annual profections, lunar returns, etc.).
-The 15-Minute Reading is great for specific questions and/or dipping your feet into your astrology chart.
–If you are wanting me to look at synastry/composite charts (relationship astrology) or karmic & past life astrology, please choose the hour option
-
“The Biography” Astrology Chart Reading (in report format)
This astrology reading is your complete astrological biography! Covers all the planets (along with Chiron and a light introductions to the nodal axis), all the houses, how the signs express themselves in your chart, and the major/most important aspects (of those that feel most important to me).
These reports are typed up from scratch (no pre-generated report or AI bullshit), so the turn around time is usually a week or two.
To see an example of this report (per a client who was kind enough to use their report as a sample), click the gold box below!
You can have the reading you want done in report format (the options below are some of the most popular reports). These readings done from scratch and unique to you (nothing AI or computer generated in these reports because fuck that shit 🤣).
Because these are done from scratch, turn around time is usually a week or two. Example of this can be found by clicking the gold box below!
Looking for astrology chart readings in report format that I don’t have as an option to pick below? Contact me and we’ll make it happen. Just as a heads up – any kind of reading in report format starts at $100, regardless of what you want.
Other Services & Packages
The Father, The Son, and the Holy Spirit 🤣! This package consists of three 1-hour astrology chart readings via zoom (face-to-face or recorded and sent to you). You can pick any kind of astrology readings that I do for the three readings in this package.
Want me to take a look at each month of the year/12-month period to let you know what’s coming down the line? This is the package for you! This includes one reading a month based off your Lunar Return for 12-months (we all have a Lunar Return each month). These astrology chart readings take place face-to-face over zoom (or I can just record them and email them to you) each month.
The “Pen Pal” service is for people who don’t want to hire me for a reading, but want to use me as a trauma dumpster. This is a “boundary” for me. You want to trauma dump on me? There WILL be an energy exchange for this (and money is an energy exchange).
This is for asking the tarot cards a question. If you have more than one question, please purchase more than one reading. This reading is done via recording that I email to you. You will also receive a picture of the tarot spread.
-
Horary Chart Reading
Have a question and want to ask an astrology chart for the answer? Then the horary chart reading is the astrology reading for you!
**Generally, horary chart readings are most cleanly read when asked in a “yes” or “no” format. These charts can also give you the general energy surrounding what question you’re asking, too.
If you are interested in more focused or hybrid astrology chart readings than what I have listed above (or even something less expensive than what a full chart reading entails), use the contact me button below! I’m happy to accommodate and tailor the readings to what you want.
I am also happy to split the payments, such as half upfront and half when the work is completed. Let me know if you want to pay this way and I will draft an invoice for you that utilizes this feature.
I also do other kinds of astrology chart readings not listed above (and these readings can be done in report format or on zoom/over the phone). They are as follows:
Astrocartography readings, transits/solar arcs/secondary progressed readings, asteroid readings, solar return (and other return) readings, event/electional readings, galactic readings….
PARTIES, EVENTS, and GROUP THINGS: I do these! Birthday parties, bachelorette parties, corporate events, retreats, whatever you’ve got. It can be short readings for each guest, a chart-based activity for the group, tarot, or some other combination of the services I offer.
I’m based in Austin, Texas and happy to travel outside the surrounding area, though travel costs are on you. Pricing depends on how many people, how long, in person or over Zoom, and what you actually want me to do. Tell me what you’re planning and I’ll put a quote together.
CONTACT ME 😺
Late/No Show & Change of Date/Time for the Reading Policy
Effective January 1, 2025
- If you need to change the date and time of your reading, please give 24-hours notice. Without giving 24-hours notice you will have to repay and rebook.
- If you are late to the session, the session will start when you show up and will go as long as it was originally scheduled. For example, if your reading was scheduled from 4 to 5 pm and you show up at 4:10 pm, your reading will last from 4:10 to 5 pm.
- If you don’t show up to a session (barring some kind of emergency), you will need to repay and rebook with me. I will wait 15-minutes past when the session is scheduled to see if you show up. After that, I will get off the call and you will have to repay and rebook.
- All of the above are boundaries for me that need to be in place to run my business effectively and give my craft the respect it deserves (along with giving myself the respect I deserve, too).