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INTRODUCING THE STAR CARDS

Hey Everyone!

So I haven’t been as active on here lately, but that is because I have been very busy! On top of all the client work I’ve had the past few months (which, by the way, I am so grateful to all of y’all that have hired me), myself and probably one of the dearest friends I’ve ever had, Natalie Mithqal, decided to create something. And without further ado, here are the Star Cards.

These little beauties can be used to help you learn how to read your own (or anyone’s chart)! They are 45 cards and an over 100 page notebook for study (and you can actually take notes in the damn thing!). Here is a layout of all of the cards (in the proof version) if you want to get a better idea of what is included in full.

There are 12 Sign cards, 10 Planet cards, 12 House cards, 6 Aspect cards, and 5 “Miscellaneous” cards (the North Node, the South Node, Chiron, Black Moon Lilith, and the Sun/Moon Midpoint). The backs have the glyphs for each thing talked about on the front.

I am pretty visual person, so having the sign, planet, and house cards all next to one another laid out helps to create the synthesis visually between the different parts of the chart. Start easy first (with just a planet in a house, or just a planet in a sign), and then moving on to more complicated synthesis – such as a planet/house/sign combo. Then moving on to throwing in aspects between the different planet/house/sign combos in your chart. These are just really, really cool. And they FEEL really nice, too! These are very much the kinds of learning tools that both Natalie and myself wish had been around when we started learning this astro language many years ago. And NOW they EXIST!

That’s just the introduction video to the Star Cards. If you want to see more videos about them, lol, I have them on IG @saturnseasonastrology and @letsfuckwithastrology (Let’s Fuck with Astrology is the joint venture between Natalie and myself). We also have a YouTube channel to check out & subscribe if you want 😊🙃 here is the link:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJcYjT5uheLdqbJwcUSdJ4A

If you would like to purchase the Star Cards, you can do so below. We do free shipping here in the US (and we are eating the taxes, so you won’t have to pay those). $50 dollars flat. We also ship internationally, but don’t do free shipping for international orders. You can bet your ass my Capricorn Moon and Saturn Rising will be looking to find you the cheapest shipping option, though!

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If anyone has any other questions about the Star Cards, don’t hesitate to email Natalie and myself at letsfwithastrology@gmail.com (gmail wouldn’t lets us have the email “letsfuckwithastrology”…..assholes, lol). We will have a website for this business venture soon, and when that’s done I will link it here, too. Follow us on IG if you do the IG thing (@letsfuckwithastrology) and join us on reddit at r/letsfuckwithastrology!

More on Out of Bounds Planets

Yesterday I brought up the idea of Out of Bounds planets on the subreddit during the “Guess the Asshole” game. The following is posted to the subreddit, but I figured I would also post it here on the blog for those of you that don’t do the reddit thing (and there is probably some overlap from my previous OOB posts from about a year and a half ago). The definition for Out of Bounds planets is: 

“A planet that exceeds a declination of 23-degrees 27 minutes either North or South of the equator.”

Also, just for definitions sake, Declinations are the movements of the planets North and South of the celestial equator. They can create major aspects called **parallels** and **contra-parallels.** Parallels operate like conjunctions and contra-parallels operate like oppositions.  This is another discussion for another post entirely, lol, but I did figure it should be mentioned.)

Once a planet is Out of Bounds it is kind of free do to as it pleases. It’s no longer under the dominion of the Sun meaning that it can behave however it sees fit to behave. The planets that have the ability to go OOB are Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter (which does so rarely), Uranus, and Pluto. The Sun, Saturn and Neptune don’t go OOB, and this is because they have the a very similar declination to the Sun. The Moon is the planet that goes OOB the most often, and the years that the North Node is closest to 0-degrees Aries are the years that you will see the Moon go OOB A LOT. In these years you will also see an upswing in OOB action across all the planets that can go OOB. 

So….what happens when a planet goes OOB? That planet usually has a way of testing the limits. What limits exactly? It usually has to do with limits that we collectively place on one another in society (what’s “acceptable” and what’s “not acceptable” kind of shit). These are planets that push boundaries and want to push through any “barrier” that seems to exist. These planets don’t give a fuck about shit like that, giving rules and the status quo a giant middle finger. This can be a really great thing; we do need planets like this and the people that have them to move society forward…..they are usually the change makers in some capacity either in their own sphere of influence (in a micro way) or in collective ways on a larger scale (in a macro way). What happens TO a planet when it goes OOB? Below you will find a list of both the positive and negative sides to the planets being OOB. People that have OOB planets may find that they don’t exhibit ONLY the positive or the negative sides to the planet, but they may instead find they encompass a little of both.

**Moon OOB:**This usually adds an amplification of intuition to the way the Moon functions and the native usually knows this (and would be smart to use this intuition). The emotions are pretty strong and intense regardless of sign and regardless if the native shows them openly or not. It causes the native to dance to beat of their own drum (to the music running through their head that other people aren’t hearing). These people generally need a lot of emotional freedom and have a high degree of emotional intelligence. It helps the native to have a natural understanding of other people and they are usually like a spark of inspiration (both to themselves and to other people). On the negative side of things, you could find the Moon OOB causes the native to have extreme mood swings, a complete disregard for rules and social conventions (to the point of being to their detriment), and a complete lack of sympathy/empathy (though I don’t see it manifest this particular way often, it is possible). These people might also have habits that are self-destructive in nature (and this is the particular negative trait that I have noticed people that exemplify the positive traits of an OOB Moon overall might still have to battle with).

**Mercury OOB:** This can cause the native to be willing to communicate the things that other people wouldn’t dare communicate (to say the unspeakable). They are usually pretty intelligent and their mind operates in a different way than the rest of us. There is usually a talent for connecting people via communication and even media, and they usually make pretty great teachers and speakers. Perception is very important for these natives, and how they perceive the information that they are taking into their mind; if they function from the positive side of an OOB Mercury their perception is usually on point. On the negative end of the spectrum, the perception that these people have can be wildly off (they might misunderstand what is going on around them entirely). It can also cause obsessive and/or compulsive thoughts, and can cause the way that they think differently to be SO different that they end up not feeling socially connected to anyone and/or to disconnect entirely. 

**Venus OOB:** This planet being OOB can make the native highly desirable in their own sphere of influence on a micro level and publicly on a macro level. They generally have really great taste and know “beauty” (even if it’s different than what the collective at large finds “beautiful”). Because of this these natives are generally ahead of trends and challenge (and change) the collective’s notion of what “beauty” is. They usually have a knack for making other people feel very at ease in their presence, and for being able to give other people what they need in any given situation. Venus OOB usually adds oodles of magnetism and charisma; these people have “IT” (or “zsa-zsa-zou”) and they are usually pretty entertaining with a fair amount of artistic ability. Values are another thing that stand out here; these people might value things in a different way than most, or their values in general might be different. On the negative side, Venus OOB can cause someone to be too hedonistic, materialistic, and envious of what other people have (not focusing on what THEY have). There can be something “unusual” about their notion of relationships and they somehow need to break boundaries on what is accepted in relationships and what isn’t (this one can be a positive or negative, it really depends on WHAT that is and how they use it). 

**Mars OOB:** This can cause the native to be super fucking driven; these are the people that really have an ability to get shit done. Their stamina is usually unparalleled and they have a tremendous amount of leadership ability. They usually feel an urge to act on their instincts and impulses (and THIS can be positive or negative, depending on what those instincts and impulses  are telling them to do). They might seem more “masculine” in nature and they usually have a good amount of confidence that they want to act on and exhibit. On the negative end of things, this can cause the person to come off as incredibly selfish, forceful, and/or dominating. Their temper can be an issue; Mars OOB can cause the person to get really fucking pissed off really fucking quick (sometimes this seems nonsensical in nature) with possibly violent results. 

**Jupiter OOB:** When Jupiter is OOB it usually adds an amplification of luck for the native in their life. Now, this doesn’t necessarily mean that they are the ones that win the lottery or anything like that, but these people might seem luckier in general (they might even FEEL luckier than a lot of people). Their beliefs are usually very strong, and it might even cause them to have a belief in the impossible (not easily giving up on this). There might be a deep need to travel and see the world in a way that goes WAY beyond Jupiters need to travel (like they need travel like the air they breathe). These people have a need to expand themselves beyond any limits that currently exist and this is usually done in a BIG way. Expansion is one of those things that can really be a positive or a negative thing – it really depends HOW they are expanding and in what area they are trying to expand. Dogmatism is another negative trait of Jupiter OOB (but this is to an extreme level). 

**Uranus OOB:**These people, like the Moon OOB, need a whole bunch of freedom. They don’t allow anyone or anything to fence them in. These are the people who are more than willing to try things that have never been tried before for the sake of innovation and experimentation. The rebels, the revolutionaries, the humanitarians, and the weirdos (and this may be seen publicly on a larger scale or within family and friend groups on a smaller scale – these people naturally stand out). There is usually a deep feeling of being different from other people that goes beyond the usual notion of Uranian difference, which they can either use to their advantage or their detriment. These people can completely detach themselves from everything if they want (which can be both a good thing or a bad thing depending on the circumstance). Their behavior can be downright shocking or radical just for the pure sake of these which can put others that are more conventional “off” and cause them not to be taken as seriously in their quest for liberation (both personally and collectively). 

**Pluto OOB:** This planet being OOB can cause the native to have a shit load of intensity and/or magnetism (and this kind of intensity goes beyond Pluto’s normal intensity and magnetism levels). They are are passionate, usually pretty sexual (maybe even hyper-sexual), and usually have very strong convictions about things. Secrets usually mean a lot to these people, and they are more inclined than most to hang on to their secrets (and those of other people). These people usually go through several distinct periods in their lifetimes and these periods show their many marked soul transformations (and they could even go through a few different transformations during one period). This planet OOB can also cause a host of darker things to come out in the personality; these people might have a shit load of rage and can probably be incredibly violent and vengeful (though this might not be out in the open but more something these natives keep secret). I feel like there is a need for people with Pluto OOB to embrace the darkness and heaviness of Pluto…..not necessarily in the sense of acting on any “dark” desires but admitting they exist and handling them in a way that doesn’t hurt themselves or anyone else (should this exist in the native). 

And just to be clear, even some of the positive traits mentioned above could be utilized in a negative capacity in some way. Same thing goes for the more negative traits, which if applied positively could be a positive thing. My point is not everything is black and white.

Now, I’ve read that it doesn’t matter WHAT sign the OOB planet falls in terms of if it functions positively or negatively. I actually disagree with this a little bit. I do feel like planetary dignity *CAN* play into this a little bit. For instance, someone with their Mars OOB in Cancer might have a tendency to use the OOB energy in a more challenging, difficult, or negative way since Mars is in Fall in Cancer. On the flip side of things, someone with Mars in Capricorn might be more inclined to use the OOB energy in a more positive way since Mars is exalted in Capricorn. While I don’t think this is universal AT ALL (there are probably plenty of people with Mars OOB in Cancer that use the energy positively), I do think looking at the the dignities of the OOB planet in question (along with the aspects the planet makes) could show a proclivity towards manifesting the energy in an easy or challenging way. This part is all just a working theory for me right now.

How can YOU find out if you have any planets out of bounds? Go to http://www.astro.com and create your chart (first go to “free horoscopes” at the top of the page and then go to extended chart selection and enter in your information). Once you pull the actual chart you will see a button above the chart that says “PDF additional tables.” Click on that and something called “Natal Chart (Data Sheet)” will appear. Under the chart that says “Planet Positions” you will see a column for “Declination.” Check the declinations for the planets and if you have a planet that is at a declination of 23-degrees 27 minutes or beyond you have an OOB planet. If you find you have an OOB planet think about HOW that planet manifests in an OOB way in your life. Share below how you feel the OOB planet plays out in your life (if you feel like sharing). I know I’d personally love to hear your experiences with them. As someone who has three OOB planets (Moon, Venus, and Uranus), I find all of this really interesting. 

New Subreddit

Me and one of my favorite people ever decided to create our own astrology subreddit. If you’re interested in checking it out (or joining), the subreddit is LetsFuckWithAstrology. You can find the sub a couple of ways:
Either search for it in google via this link:
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Zachary Bernhardt’s Last Seen Chart

On September 11, 2000, Zachary Bernhardt went missing from the apartment that he lived in with his mother in Clearwater, Florida. He disappeared literally without a trace (the police photos of the apartment showed nothing that seemed to be out of place); it’s almost as if he just up and vanished. He was 8 years old when he went missing; he’d be 28 today.

From what I can find about him and mother’s relationship, it appears that it was good and “normal” (I only put normal in quotes, because really, what the fuck is normal anyway?). She was a single mother (his father doesn’t appear to have ever been in the picture) and worked different jobs throughout his life to support both of them. At the time of his disappearance, she was working the night shift (which pays more usually), but she was off the night that he went missing. According to her account, they spent the evening hanging out together and he fell asleep sometime around 11 pm. With her being on a night shift with her job, she decided to stay awake when he went to sleep to stay on her regular schedule. She decided to leave him asleep in the apartment around 2 am unattended (last time he was seen) to go for a random swim (in her clothes) and to walk around the complex. She also left the front door unlocked while she was gone. After coming home and taking a shower due to the impromptu swimming in her clothes thing (and this is someone who claimed to “never” swim, and also claimed to not even LIKE swimming), she noticed that he was missing from the bed around 4 am.
…..You probably thought all of this sounded totally normal until about 3 sentences back. Yeah, me too. This case is fucking weird. Was it just the perfect storm of negligence/being a dumb-ass that gave someone else an open invitation to come in and snatch Zachary from his mother’s bed? Or is there something else more sinister going on in terms of the mother’s involvement? Let’s turn to the last seen chart for Zachary.

Last Seen Chart for Zachary Bernhardt on September 11, 2000 at 2 am in Clearwater, FL

This chart functions a little different than the other “last seen” and “death charts” that I’ve done a write up on. The reason for that is when you are looking at a missing person chart for a child/minor, you also want to take the cusp of the 5th house/the planetary ruler of the 5th house into account. These charts tend to be a little more fluid for this very reason. The 7th house is always the perpetrator/catalyst, but the Ascendant and the 5th house cusp represent the child (missing person). Oftentimes the Ascendant also rules over the parent(s)/legal caregiver(s), since they are the guardian(s) of the child (and in a case like this one, I would definitely consider the mother to be ruled by the Ascendant). The Moon will also operate as co-ruler in these kinds of charts regardless of the missing person/deceased being a child or adult.

—-So, in this chart we have the Ascendant @ 9 Cancer 57, with the Moon falling in the 8th house @ 19 Aquarius 34. The Moon in the 8th house is NEVER a good sign for “life” in the cases of missing people (since, in these sorts of charts, you can think of the 8th house as the “death house” and the Moon is always co-ruler of the missing person). From the Moon in Aquarius (by way of dispositions), you’d next look to Uranus (since Uranus rules over Aquarius). Uranus is IN Aquarius in the 8th house conjunct the Moon. The chain of dispositions from the Ascendant ends here.
***I won’t lie, just from this alone, it makes me think that his mother AT LEAST KNOWS more about his disappearance than she has told anyone. **
—-The Descendant/ruler of the 7th house is @ 9 Capricorn 57, with Saturn falling in the 11th house @ 0 Gemini 59. Saturn in Taurus in the 11th will dispose of itself to Mercury in Libra in the 4th (since Mercury is the ruler of Gemini). From there, Mercury in Libra disposes of itself to Venus in Libra in the 4th house (since Venus rules over Libra). This disposition chain ends here. Even more interesting with this chain is that the 4th/10th houses have Libra and Aries intercepted inside their bounds. Interceptions in these sorts of charts tend to both put a fog of unclarity over the the house, along with highlighting the energy there.
—-We also need to look at the 5th house cusp (since the 5th house represents children). The 5th house in this chart is ruled by Scorpio, which makes Pluto a marker for Zachary. This marker in this chart is the only one that represents Zachary and no one else. Pluto is in the 6th house @ 10 Sagittarius 57. When you find planetary markers for missing people in the 6th house, there seems to be a trend that those people aren’t found (I do hope that’s not the case here). Pluto in the 6th house will dispose of itself to Jupiter in Gemini the 12th (since Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter). From there, Jupiter disposes of itself to Mercury in Libra in the 4th (since Gemini is ruled by Mercury), and Mercury will dispose of itself to Venus in Libra in the 4th (since Libra is ruled by Venus). The 5th house chain, Zachary’s Chain, ends here.

There are a lot of curious things in this this chart to take note of:
-—The ruler of the Ascendant (in this case, The Moon) in the 8th house. This can be part of a death pattern (almost always functions this way).
-—The ruler of the 12th house (Mercury, since the 12th is ruled by Gemini) in the 4th house. This can be part of a death pattern.
-—The 4th house ruler IN the 4th house can show the involvement of a family member (and we have Virgo ruling the 4th house cusp, with Mercury inside the 4th house). The interceptions here are interesting, and makes me think that while a family member probably was involved, it isn’t in the way that may be suspected (or in the manner that it’s suspected).
—-The 11th house ruler IN the 4th house (Taurus ruling the 11th house and Venus falling in the 4th) can show someone that either IS involved with the perpetrator/catalyst (romantically probably) or has been involved with them in the past is somehow involved in all of this. In this case I think you’d be looking at a boyfriend or a fuckboy (current or ex) of the mom’s having something to do with this.
—-You also have the marker for Zachary (Pluto) being opposite Saturn, and this opposition is applying or sinister since Saturn is the one to catch up to Pluto (the slower moving planet of the two).
—-Aquarius rules over the 8th house. This makes me think that the manner of death here is something “weird.” Something probably pretty unexpected that happened suddenly. In the 8th house you have Neptune, and that Uranus/Moon conjunction (which is emotionally erratic in this case, or feels that way to me here). The emotional erraticism could either describe an action that led to his death OR an emotionally erratic way of handling his death.
—-Pisces rules over the 10th house cusp, which tends to show the way that law enforcement handles the case and the way the public responds to the case. Pisces can bring a lack of clarity to any situation, and here I feel like law enforcement failed to do something that they should’ve done, or notice something that they were supposed to notice. I feel like they let something slip between the cracks (and were too focused on leads that were false).

With all of that said, I think there are two possible things that could’ve happened to Zachary on the night that he went missing. Either way, I do think that his mother was involved:
1. His death was accidental, though somehow drug involved. When researching this case, it seems that people have whispered (gossiped) about his mom frequenting bars (and places like that) on her nights off after Zachary went to bed. It has also been whispered that she would drug him with medicine to keep him asleep/make him to go sleep. Is any of this actual fact? No, I don’t think so. But! I can definitely see the possibility of that here with Neptune falling in the 8th (can point to things like drugs and poisoning being the cause of death), and the Uranus/Moon conjunction also in the 8th could point to death being quick (though unexpected).
**There are a few eye witnesses that saw his mom’s car leave the apartment complex that evening and come back a couple of times. Some suspect that once Zachary went to sleep that nigh she went out bar hopping (or something like that). If any of these things that were whispered about her behavior were true, she might have been drugging him to keep him sleeping while she was gone. **
2. I think it’s very possible that he was smothered in his sleep (possibly medicated before he went to bed to make this easier, to cause him put up less of a fight), or even drugged/poisoned on purpose (for the purpose of killing him). I think whatever DID happen to him did happen in the home, especially with both Zachary’s chain and the Descendant chain of dispositions ending in with Venus in Libra the 4th house (the house of the home among other things). Who was the actual person to take Zachary out? I think it was either the mother, or someone like a fuckboytoy that she got to do this for her.
—-I definitely feel that after he died, his mother had someone else dispose of his body (and I think this was the case regardless of it being an accidental or purposeful death). Here in this chart, that Saturn in Gemini represents the perpetrator (and in this case there definitely appears to be dual involvement, both the mother and someone else)….and that making the applying/sinister aspect with Zachary, represented by Pluto, just makes this stand out more. She could’ve found him dead from giving him too much of some medicine (by accident), gave him too much medicine on purpose to kill him, or smothered him in his sleep. If she did either of the purposeful scenarios, this would’ve been financially motivated-like not having the money to care for both of them and deciding that things would be easier if he wasn’t around. I mention that because Mars, the ruler of intercepted Aries, falls in the 2nd house (which deals with personal resources-perhaps some hidden anger or financial issues?). I’m not sure if you can take out anything like life-insurance on a child, but I do think that she may have gained (or thought she would gain) something financially from his death…if his death wasn’t an accident.

Maps with the Radius set to 9 Cancer 57, and some of the major angles and lines on the chart being mapped on map.

The blue marker in the center of the map is the location for their apartment complex (when it existed, I actually don’t think it is functional any more…or if it is, I think it functions under a different name). I mapped a bunch of different lines on this map, but the ones that stand out the most to me are the cluster of pinkish/purple lines to the south of the marker, and the turquoise line going north east of the marker. The Pinkish/Purple lines are lines for the IC through Venus (also mapping 0 degrees Libra since that’s where the interception begins). The turquoise line is the Saturn line, and Saturn tends to represent the body so it seems possible that he could be found along this line. I don’t know what the landscape of Clearwater looked like in 2000, but I think if there was any construction going on near the lines that I mentioned (especially construction that was going on because the original structure burned down or had fire damage), I might think that those place would be a good place to look for him. I would think that if he had been put in a construction zone, whatever was built IN that construction area is probably much better than what had previously been there (noticeably so….this would be something that people would notice the contrast with the before and after of the structure). I also wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if this location is somehow tied to the workplace of the other person involved in this case (the person involved with the mother). This might be an actual place that this person worked, or just in the same general area that they worked (a place they saw/passed by every day). It could even be a place that the mother passed by every day on her way to work.

If you have any information about this case, contact the Clearwater Police Department at 727.562.4422

Jeffrey Epstein’s Death Chart

I want to start this off with a disclaimer: I mention different governments, and different things tying to different parts of the entertainment industry in this blog post. I want to make it VERY CLEAR off the bat that I AM IN NO WAY SAYING that everyone involved in the entertainment industry, and everyone involved in the governments (or the people that subscribe to the belief systems of these governments) that I mention are awful and morally corrupt people. I don’t want my words twisted that way. I do think that there are several players, from many different arenas, that were involved in Epstein’s death though, and I’m not going to be shy about mentioning them here. But I also don’t want my shit twisted.

Everyone and their mother knows who Jeffrey Epstein is, so I’ll save you the introduction. This is a chart that I’ve wanted to dive into full force and do a post on for a while now. The weird circumstances surrounding his death definitely give credence to numerous conspiracy theories as to what really happened in his cell on August 10, 2019. Did he hang himself (either because he felt forced or on his own volition)? Did someone else come into his cell and kill him? Did he actually even die that day (or was this just a story sold to us and he’s off living somewhere else in hiding/under protection)? While his death chart certainly does lack a certain amount of clarity in SOME areas, it’s loud and clear in others.

This is the chart for the time that Epstein was found in his cell unresponsive at 6:30 am on August 10, 2019 in New York City, NY.

Keep in mind, with the chart above I’m going off of the time that he was found unresponsive in his cell. Why would I choose to use this time instead of the time of death on the death certificate? Honestly, and this is more intuitive than anything, I don’t trust the time documented on the death certificate (I mean, can you blame me with all the fucking weirdness surrounding this whole thing?!). I have also seen his time of death as different things across the internet; from the 7:36 am time listed on the death certificate, to 6:39 am places, to it being mentioned that he probably actually died several hours earlier than the time of death that was called (?). Whatever way you slice it, I don’t like it and I don’t trust it. Who’s to say the time that he was found in his cell is even “accurate”? I definitely have thought about this, too. I feel like, regardless, the 6:30 am time that he was found is a sort of happy medium between all the different times that he could’ve actually died. So that’s why I’m going with this time and not the others.

The first thing that you want to look at in charts like these is the Ascendant and where the ruler of the Ascendant falls, since the Ascendant represents the victim. In this case, Epstein is represented by the Ascendant in Leo, and the Sun (the ruler of Leo) finds itself in the 12th house. By way of the disposition chain from the Ascendant, Epstein’s chain ends here in the 12th house (since the Sun is in domicile in Leo). The chart ruler falling in the 12th house in a chart like this usually shows that a death has occurred (meaning, I definitely don’t think he’s still alive and being a gross piece of shit…..motherfucker is definitely dead).

The Sun here is interesting because of it’s interactions with other planets and just by virtue of being in the 12th house. Since he was incarcerated at the time of his death, and his body was found in his his cell, the 12th house theme makes sense here (since the 12th house represents many things, but being and feeling imprisoned are definitely among them). It’s also very close to Venus in the 12th, and very close to the Ascendant and Mars in the 1st house. Venus stands out here because it’s the ruler of the 10th house (since the 10th house cusp ruler is Taurus) and is one of the major angles in the chart….meaning it needs to be given attention. The 10th house can represent a bunch of different things; law enforcement’s response to the case, what they know or don’t know (or choose to divulge), the public’s reaction to the case, and also things like a parent being involved or knowing more than they claim to know about a death/case. Obviously I don’t think Epstein’s actual parents were involved in this case, but it does beg the question of someone that felt like a parental figure to him being involved in his demise (more on this in just a little bit). I feel like it could also point to law enforcement (or some parts of law enforcement…..like pars of the fucking JUSTICE DEPARTMENT) knowing more about this case than they claim to know. Other parts of law enforcement are probably just as in the dark as everyone else.
**I’m not saying that the actual justice department had anything to do with his death per se, but I do think parts of it have at least AN IDEA of what actually happened. I don’t buy that they don’t for one fucking second.**
-Another thing to point out here is that Venus is within 17 degrees of the Suns body. So is the Ascendant, and Mars (in the first house). Mars in the 1st house can indicate some kind of aggression or violence towards the victim. With the ruler of the 9th house cusp being Aries, and Mars being in the 1st, this also sort of backs up the notion of the catalyst/perpetrator being from or having allegiance to a foreign nation (even if they actually are a US citizen). I also feel like beliefs come into play here (also very 9th house in nature), and these beliefs coming face to face with Epstein. There is also the possibility that this perpetrator (maybe not the person who actually did the killing, but the person who made the call to have him “offed”) was some kind of guide/guru/teacher for Epstein.

Next, you want to look at the Descendant, for this represents the perpetrator (if there is one) or the catalyst to the event. The Descendant/7th house cusp is ruled by Aquarius, which makes Uranus in the 9th in Taurus the perpetrator/catalyst by first dispositions along the dispositor chain. This automatically makes me think that the person who actually pulled the trigger for this to all happen wasn’t from this country (even if this person lives in this country they don’t pledge allegiance to this country). The reason I say that is the connection to foreign places and the 9th house (usually representing long distance travel, far away places, and foreigners). I’m thinking that this person is probably a lot different than the way that they present themselves (Uranus), and they will do whatever is necessary to keep the stability and security that they have (Taurus). This is someone who is probably pretty high up on their professional ladder and was damn sure not going to fall off of it. I also definitely believe that money was a major motivator for all of this to happen, much more so than this person (or even “people” since Uranus is involved and Uranus tends to rule over the collective and groups) being afraid of Epstein actually talking to the authorities. Epstein was holding out on this person, these people, by way of money/resources and maybe even information. (The ruler of the 2nd house cusp ruler, Mercury, falling in the 12th house shows the hiding of resources/money, and possibly even information.) I mention the money thing because of Taurus’ involvement (Taurus rules over our own resources….so here we could be looking at the resources/money of this one person, or a group of people). The next place we go on the dispositor chain is Venus in Leo in the 12th (since Venus rules Taurus). This is interesting because Venus in the 12th is conjunct the Sun (the Sun represents Epstein). It is here in the 12th house that the perpetrator (or the person sent to do the deed) comes up close and personal physically with Epstein in his cell (when the actual death occurs, in my opinion). Because the Sun is sandwiched between Venus & Mars (both planets within 17 degrees of the Sun’s body, as is the Ascendant which is also representative of Epstein), I’m treating both planets as aggressors here….albeit in different ways. To me, Venus is more the person who made the call to have him terminated (lol) and Mars was the actual act of “termination.” I actually have a feeling that the actual killer probably wasn’t from this country either (they could’ve had them flown in from somewhere else). Honestly, the killer could have some kind of background in military; this wouldn’t surprise me in the least (especially with the Mars connection here). Next (and last) along the dispositor chain we have the Sun in Leo in the 12th house. This is where the Descendant dispositor chain ends, since the Sun is domicile in Leo.

You also want to look at the Moon in these sorts of charts, because the Moon always operates as co-ruler of the victim. The Moon in the 4th house isn’t usually a good sign of life in these sorts of charts (as the 4th house tends to indicate “womb to tomb”). Another ominous thing to this aspect is that the cusp ruler of the 12th house (Cancer) has it’s ruling planet in the 4th house (the Moon), which can show either the start of a death pattern or an actual death, depending on the chart. The Moon in the 4th also tends to show the person in their “home” (which, at the time of his death, his cell was his “home”). Another interesting thing about the 4th house is Jupiter being there in retrograde making a loose conjunction with the Moon. Jupiter is an interesting one here, because I feel like it could actually be representative of a couple of things. Jupiter here could show a lack of personalization between Epstein and the actual killer (meaning that the person who physically killed Epstein wasn’t angry at him personally, maybe didn’t even know him personally, etc). The separating aspect (and retrograde motion of Jupiter) also make me think this….that there wasn’t a strong connection between them. Jupiter is also interesting for another reason that I will come to here in the next part (I don’t want to get too ahead of myself).

There is a lot that I’m going to go into in this section, so bear with me, lol. This chart has an interesting Yod formation that stands out to me. The Yod includes a few other planets, but I’m specifically looking at the sextile between Saturn in Capricorn in the 5th, Neptune in Pisces in the 8th, and the Sun in Leo in the 12th (with both Saturn and Neptune making quincunx aspects to the Sun). In a Yod pattern aspect, you have the Sextile aspects that operate harmoniously, while they each put stress on the Sun & feel stress from the Sun. Now, the harmonious thing….just because two planets are in a harmonious aspect doesn’t necessarily mean that they are good together, just that they just understand one another. I actually don’t read Saturn and Neptune as individual people here, but I read them as groups of people; groups that operate separately from one another but have shared interests from time to time. Think of these two groups as if they operated like the different Mafia families used to operate once the commission was formed. Those families, for the most part, stayed out of one another’s way, had their own territories of operation and ways of operating, but they came together when there were problems and things needed to be handled. They also did share some common interests and would come together for those common interests. This is exactly how I think of these two groups, the Saturn group and the Neptune Group. Who are these two groups?
The Saturn Group: Saturn falls in the 5th house conjunct Pluto (both being retrograde). Saturn is in Capricorn, but the actual 5th house cusp ruler is Sagittarius. I feel like, with the 5th house and its natural connections to things like self-expression & entertainment (such as the arts/music/film industry/modeling industry/etc), and its natural connections to children (the 5th house also rules over children), this is what represents THIS group. The two big daddy powerful planets here in the 5th (Saturn and Pluto) make me think this group also represents very powerful people (both foreign and domestic, since the cusp ruler of the 5th IS Sagittarius). I actually have a feeling that while Epstein worked with BOTH the Saturn and the Neptune groups, it was the Saturn Group that he was probably dealt with on a daily basis. I actually think he was probably more closely linked to the Neptune Group, though. There are a couple of reasons that I mention this. The first being that the 4th house cusp ruler (Scorpio), finds its planetary ruler (Pluto) in the 5th house (and the 4th house represents the victims home in a chart like this, but also the core of the person in traditional astrological chart reading). Another reason that this feels right is because the Moon in this chart is in Sagittarius (though in the 4th house), but linking the 4th and 5th house together by way of Sagittarius.
—I’ll just come out and say it: this group definitely has ties to Hollywood, music, politics, and the modeling industry. I mention all of these different industries because of Sagittarius’ expansive reach. The people involved in this group come from a bunch of different backgrounds and they all come together under some backwards belief system (retrogrades in these charts tend to show a sort of backwardness….I’m actually quite fond of them in regular astrology readings). This belief system is also more hidden, as is all the power that some of these people have. I very much believe here that those in any real power in this group are behind the scenes since Saturn and Pluto are both retrograde and fall in the Capricorn section of the 5th house….which isn’t actually the FACE of the 5th house (that’s Sagittarius, which actually rules the house cusp). These people find the “work” that they do enjoyable with the ruler of the 6th house (Capricorn) falling in the 5th house (which also represents pleasure and leisure). It can also show dealings with children (and obviously, these fucking creep assholes peddle in the business of raping/molesting/fucking children and teenagers). I feel like not only does this group have a lot of power, but also a lot of money. The money exchange, information exchange, or even just resource exchange happens with the Neptune Group frequently.
The Neptune Group: Neptune here falls in the 8th house (the house that you typically look at for death). Now, on it’s own, Neptune in the 8th house can show a lack of clarity as to what actually caused the death of a person (Neptune can be an unclear bitch like that). For this reason I don’t think we’ll ever really KNOW what exactly happened to Epstein in his cell for absolute certain. The 8th house also represents other people’s resources, debts, taxes, and transformation (among other things). Neptune can represent things like spiritual leanings (or what is thought of spiritual), though I’m thinking with the retrograde motion of Neptune this spirituality that this Neptune Group subscribes is not used correctly (or they use this spirituality as some kind of fucked up mask). I feel like this group claims to be one thing, but they are really something different underneath, and probably VERY secretive about all of this. Pisces ruling the 8th and Neptune in the 8th also makes me think of far away places. In the traditional zodiac, before Neptune was known to have existed, Pisces was ruled by Jupiter (which is very much known for foreign things, places, and people). This group does not have their home base in the US, but they definitely operate here. With the fluid nature of Neptune, they have probably made their way across several different boarders (you can probably find members of this group all over the globe). I also wouldn’t be surprised if this group has a way of using some sort of a sense of martyrdom to do their operating (hiding behind this notion of martyrdom). I mention that because there isn’t a planet that tends to feel like more of a martyr (or even a victim) than Neptune. I also wouldn’t be surprised if the US Government was involved with this Neptune Group (like, they are really jerking each other off), especially since the 4th house can also represent things like home and country in regular chart readings, and you have Jupiter (which used to rule Pisces) falling in the 4th house. And in this case, we’d be looking at Epstein’s home country.
—I’ll just come out and say it, I think the Neptune Group very much points towards PARTS of the Israeli Government. I also think it points to PARTS of the US Government (since I think both of these sides are actively fucking each other). I want to make it really clear again that I am not ragging on those of the Jewish Faith, people that live in Israel across the board, or even everyone in the Israeli Government. I say the same thing about the US Government; not everyone in the Government is involved in this. IT’S JUST CERTAIN PARTS THAT I’M TALKING ABOUT HERE.
—-I make mention about the Israeli Government because of all the supposed ties that Epstein has to parts of their government (specifically Mossad), and really, it kind of fits here.

So…..what exactly do I make of these two groups? I actually have a feeling that these two groups share in resources (and even information) when they need to, but otherwise they operate somewhat independently. They definitely have a friendly relationship. I think Epstein had a relationship with BOTH groups, but I actually think it was the Saturn Group that he was holding out on. Again, I don’t think he was taken out because they were afraid that he would talk (he wasn’t going to), but he was holding out on information, resources, and/or money that the Saturn Group wanted/needed from him. This, either directly or indirectly, impacted the Neptune Group (though I don’t think they were as concerned about this as the Saturn Group). The Saturn Group, I feel, made the call to the Neptune Group requesting that they “do” something about their Epstein problem. I would like to point out that while I think Epstein had more day to day dealings with the Saturn Group, he was more closely linked to the Neptune group (which is why they needed to be the one to actually take him out-had the Saturn Group done this, it would’ve been seen as stepping on the territory and toes of the Neptune Group). I actually have a feeling that the person who made the call/gave the okay to terminate Epstein was someone who was close to him in some way, and may have very well NOT wanted to do this (but did it to keep things amicable between the the two groups). I’m thinking that whoever they got to actually kill him was someone that was able to slip into the jail (masking themselves as a guard or employee) rather than an actual person who worked in the jail.

That Les Wexner guy needs to be further explored. So does anyone that happens to be above him (I know he’s got someone above him). That would be my advice here. Will it happen? Probably not. Really the whole motherfucking house of cards should come tumbling down, but the powers that be aren’t going to let that shit happen.