Hi, I’m Ellie 😺

Astrologer. Chart Weaver. Tarot Reader. Researcher. Truth Seeker. Fucking Weirdo. Timekeeper.
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It took me a long time to become “comfortable” calling myself an astrologer. Not for lack of knowledge (astrology has been part of my lifeblood since I was a preteen; I’m 38 now), but because I don’t take myself too seriously as a person and giving myself a “title” of any kind seemed *serious* (even though I don’t take myself too seriously, I DO take the work I do seriously). Part of it, too, was not fitting neatly into one school of thought. The style of astrology I practice is what I call “eclectic astrology” — blending modern & traditional schools of astrology, honoring the old while embracing the new….with some galactic (and far out) astrology generously added in. I don’t like to stuff myself in a box, and I won’t stuff you in one either. I’d rather help you break the fuck out of boxes.

Astrology is so much more than Sun Sign horoscopes and your “big three.” Your astrology chart is a picture of just how complex and divine you really are…like a cosmic fingerprint, or maybe even the (cheat) code to this game called life. I want to help you grow into the best version of yourself, and I tailor every reading to what the client wants (meeting them exactly where they are). Check out my astrology readings page if you’d like a reading (I’d love to read for you!). Feel free to contact me if you have questions about what I can do for you. My astrological ramblings (blog) is filled with tons of astrology thoughts and information (and my research on the Galactic Center) dating back to 2018. And if you want to learn this astro-language I teach classes and private lessons, have courses going at different times during the year, and co-created (did the writing of) the Star Cards and the accompanying ebook to help people learn the language of astrology for themselves.